Atlanta Braves

They said you couldn't parody “Blurred Lines” without skin suits. They said it couldn't be done tastefully. And they were wrong.

After winning the NL East, the Atlanta Braves have plenty to celebrate—and their fans are doing it in style.

The 2013 Atlanta Braves can pump the breaks on their intensity over the final two weeks of the regular season. After all, at 30 games over .500 (88-58) and with a double-digit lead in the National League East, they are a virtual lock to win the division and host the first two games of a National League Division Series at Turner Field.

If the Atlanta Braves want to make one of the most underrated moves of the season, general manager Frank Wren should go out and acquire Scott Downs from the Los Angeles Angels.

The Atlanta Braves could be in for even more bad injury news as star center fielder B.J. Upton was pulled from Friday's game with a right adductor strain. 

The team reported the news via their Twitter:

B.J Upton left tonight's game with a right adductor muscle strain.

— Atlanta Braves (@Braves) July 13, 2013

Yasiel Puig is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

At least that's what ESPN and many Los Angeles Dodgers fans think.

Chipper Jones was honored by the Atlanta Braves on Friday, as he was inducted into the team's Hall of Fame and had his No. 10 jersey retired.

The Upton brothers got a little too close for comfort on Tuesday night.

B.J. Upton and Justin Upton collided in left-centerfield on Tuesday night as the Atlanta Braves took on the New York Mets.

You can clearly see B.J. waving off his younger brother, but Justin didn't hear him and the two collided right as B.J. makes the catch and hangs on.

Player: Jacob Heyward

Drafted by: Atlanta Braves (No. 1,153 overall)

Position: RF

DOB: 8/1/1995 (Age: 17)

Height/Weight: 6'2"/197 lbs

Bats/Throws: R/R

School: Eagle's Landing Christian Academy (GA)

College Commitment: Miami

When the Atlanta Braves signed center fielder B.J. Upton last winter to a lucrative five-year, $75.25 million contact, they envisioned a young star who would provide solid production in the middle of their batting order for years to come.

They may one day rue that deal.

Julio Teheran spent years as a highly regarded pitching prospect in the Atlanta Braves organization.