If you're a Dodger fan, which of the following are you thinking when you wake up these sunny Los Angeles' mornings? After you've had your coffee and read the latest Manny Ramirez updates?
1. Oh [expletive], Manny's hurt.
2. Oh [expletive], Manny's already faking an injury to dog it.
3. Oh [expletive], Manny's got an option after 2009 so we have to do this all over.
4. Even if Manny only plays 100 games hard, we're still the favorites to win the National League West (as long as they're the right 100 games).