Read articles like this one at Getoutofmyballpark.com every day
Or at least stop talking about baseball.
- This isn't a picture taken at the wrong time, this is what his face always looks like.
Why so harsh, you ask? It's because I know as well as you do that Colin Cowherd is googling himself every five minutes (and that can be taken in any way you want), he is an idiot and I want him to know it.
During a commercial on Dale and Holley on Tuesday I switched over twice to hear him blather on alone (haven't they realized that one guy on the radio talking is not interesting, especially when he's Colin Cowherd and has his head so far up his ass that his voice is muffled) about stupid shit.
I know it was dumb to switch over in the first place but there are only so many times that you can hear about how windshields are made from two pieces of safety glass with a sheet of plastic between them.
- We're just better than you.
Anyways, in the three minutes I listened to him I managed to hear two things that made me think that ESPN should bring in two monkeys to fill his time slot because the sound of them throwing feces at eachother is smarter than what he had to say.
First he was talking about baseball stadiums and said that Fenway Park is only cool to people who don't go there every day (he used school teachers in Iowa as his example), and that real Red Sox fans are clamoring for a new ballpark.
Um, Colin, have you noticed that there have been 470-something consecutive sellouts at Fenway? Have you noticed that we have been making fun of the New Yankee Stadium for being a cookie cutter ballpark with the charm of an elephant turd?
And when was the last time you were at Fenway or had a conversation about it with someone who does hold season tickets or goes all the time? I'm in that park 20 times a season and I would be livid if they built a new one.
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