Krispy Kreme to Feature Brandon Inge In New Commercials (HUMOR)

After tossing a doughnut in the 2009 Home Run Derby, Brandon Inge has played himself into a nice income opportunity.

Krispy Kreme, the home of the most delicious heart attack in North America, has reportedly moved in quickly signing the position-less wonder to an endorsement contract.

Inge failed to hit a single ball out of the park during the Derby, cranking consistent singles to left and center fields.

Thankfully for Inge, he avoided the embarrassment felt by the last Derby-related endorsement deal.

Bret Boone was signed up for a series of print ads for an air conditioner company in Seattle. After his infamous swing-and-a-miss, the promo read, "Boone: Feel the Breeze."