MLB

PLAYER NAME said he is willing to "play anywhere on the field" for the Dominican.

PLAYER said he didn't think BASEBALL TEAM FROM NEW YORK would mind if he played a foreign position for a dopey nobody-cares international tournament.

"I told (Felipe Alou) if he puts me in another position, I'm going to play it, because I'm here to represent my country..." the DR.

Guess who?

Nope, not A-Rod because if A-Rod said it we'd be lynching him for being stupid enough to play out of position for this WBC silliness.